Wednesday, October 06, 2004
The Truth
Cheney wrongly implied that FactCheck had defended his tenure as CEO of Halliburton Co., and the vice president even got our name wrong.
Well there you have it. Cheney = wrong wrong wrong.
I tell you - old people should really be careful with all this new-fangled technology out there. I mean if he gets befuddled by the whole ".com" ".org" distinction - can you just imagine the confusion in the Situation Room?
VP: "So who exactly is flying that plane?"
Distinguished Officer: "That's a drone, Sir."
VP: "A Drone? I didn't realize we allowed Liberals in this man's fighting force!"
DO: "No sir, it's being controlled by a 20 year old high school drop out that was really good at video games."
VP: "Like Pong?"
DO: "Umm."
You can just imagine the calamity and high-jinks.
Well there you have it. Cheney = wrong wrong wrong.
I tell you - old people should really be careful with all this new-fangled technology out there. I mean if he gets befuddled by the whole ".com" ".org" distinction - can you just imagine the confusion in the Situation Room?
VP: "So who exactly is flying that plane?"
Distinguished Officer: "That's a drone, Sir."
VP: "A Drone? I didn't realize we allowed Liberals in this man's fighting force!"
DO: "No sir, it's being controlled by a 20 year old high school drop out that was really good at video games."
VP: "Like Pong?"
DO: "Umm."
You can just imagine the calamity and high-jinks.
